Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?
"Thomas Jacob "Jack" Black" is an American actor, producer, comedian, and singer. His acting career has been extensive, starring primarily in comedy films. He is best known for his roles in High Fidelity (film)/High Fidelity, Shallow Hal, School of Rock, King Kong (2005 film)/King Kong, Nacho Libre, Tropic Thunder, The Holiday, Bernie (2011 film)/Bernie and the Kung Fu Panda (franchise)/Kung Fu Panda films. Black is considered a member of the so-called Frat Pack, a loose grouping of comic actors who have appeared together from an early age in various Hollywood films. He has been nominated for two Golden Globe Awards. He is the lead vocalist of the comedic rock group Tenacious D, which he formed in 1994 with friend Kyle Gass.If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous actors! More Jack Black on Wikipedia.
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine.
It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.