Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.

It's the economy, stupid.