"Edward Rubin "Eddie" Griffin" is an American actor and comedian. He is best known for portraying Eddie Sherman on the sitcom Malcolm & Eddie and the title character in the 2002 comedy film Undercover Brother.

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In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK [-47 assault rifle].

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

That definitely went through my mind, ... The situation in Houston, I felt teams were going to shy away from me because of the stuff with me.

It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything about it.

They (fellow inmates) were there for me and helped me out when I was in there, ... But it was a bad experience. I don't want to go through that again. . . . I just wanted to do my time and get out of there.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.

Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.

Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do.