When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
The sweetest two words are "next time." The sourest word is "if."
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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