My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

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We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

220

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

211

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

206

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

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I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I have no character.

198

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

187

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

174

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

166

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

158

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

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