Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Girls just want to have funds.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Living hell is the best revenge.
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
The world is round; it has no point.
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
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