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This quote is just one of 31 total Dave Barry quotes in our collection. Dave Barry is known for saying 'Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.' as well as some of the following quotes.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.
This quote is just one of 31 total Dave Barry quotes in our collection. Dave Barry is known for saying 'Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.' as well as some of the following quotes.