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This quote is just one of 10 total Tommy Cooper quotes in our collection. Tommy Cooper is known for saying 'Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.' as well as some of the following quotes.
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
This quote is just one of 10 total Tommy Cooper quotes in our collection. Tommy Cooper is known for saying 'Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.' as well as some of the following quotes.