Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. -Bennett Cerf

 

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.


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This quote is just one of 9 total Bennett Cerf quotes in our collection. Bennett Cerf is known for saying 'Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

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Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

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There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward or sideways in anger. Or in which some Southern youth is being chased through the magnolia bushes by his aunt. She catches him on page 28 with horrid results. -Bennett Cerf
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A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

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142

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

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138
Censor: A self-appointed snoop hound who sticks his nose in other people's business. -Bennett Cerf
137

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

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