It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. -Tommy Cooper

 

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.


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This quote is just one of 10 total Tommy Cooper quotes in our collection. Tommy Cooper is known for saying 'It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.' as well as some of the following quotes.

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So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. -Tommy Cooper
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

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I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

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So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, 'What appears to be the problem?' I said, 'I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away.' He said, 'How can I help?' I said: 'break my arms.' -Tommy Cooper
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

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