If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. -Joey Adams

 

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.


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This quote is just one of 10 total Joey Adams quotes in our collection. Joey Adams is known for saying 'If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.' as well as some of the following quotes.

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