I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. -Johnny Carson

 

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.


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This quote is just one of 17 total Johnny Carson quotes in our collection. Johnny Carson is known for saying 'I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.' as well as some of the following quotes.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called 'sucking up to the stars.'

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. -Johnny Carson
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry - that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three-Mile Island. -Johnny Carson
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

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