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I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.

Jessica Mitford
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APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider. When Jove sent blessings to all men that are, And Mercury conveyed them in a jar, That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth Disease for the apothecary's health, Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim: 'My deadliest drug shall bear my patron's name!' .

Ambrose Bierce
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