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POLYGAMY, n. A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one.

Ambrose Bierce
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Don't look for us to be pulling out the acoustic guitar and the stools on this trip.

Chris Shiflett
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One falls to the ground in trying to sit on two stools.

Francois Rabelais
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When we hit the store, the police were on the scene. We were literally picked off the stools and taken to the holding cell.

Clarence Graham
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When you have a guy that plays 162 games every year, it makes that guy two stools down think twice about taking a day off.

Jim Hendry
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