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I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!

Nia Vardalos

Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?

Joan Allen

It's an extremely dramatic reduction, but it's of something that in the first place wasn't very common. So, these stockings reduce a fairly small risk, to something tiny.

Mike Clarke

It takes that top layer of skin off. You peel off the stockings, and it leaves this awesome fishnet burn. In our culture, scars and burns and broken bones are pretty coveted.

Sister Mary Jane

There was a casting couch in his office. His office was all in white. Behind the desk were his Oscars, and they were spotlighted very dramatically. And next to them were a series of shelves containing French perfumes and nylon stockings. For services rendered.

Bernard F. Dick

Tell your child that the rituals associated with Santa are just one way of expressing the joy of giving and your love for them. If you have younger kids, let the older ones be responsible for stuffing stockings and being Santa's helper.

Helen Egger

In the Pearl harbor crisis, there was a wholly American, selfless response, down to how the nurses dealt with the attack, using their stockings to dress wounds, their lipstick to mark who would live or die. Imagine that. That is what hooked me.

Michael Bay

For the holiday babies, we put stockings on their beds.

Lisa Knapp

GARTHER, n. An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.

Ambrose Bierce