5 shampoo quotes follow in order of popularity. Be sure to bookmark and share your favorites!

This year we've given out $4,000 worth of shampoo for head lice.

Dale Hoffa

I've seen panic from men. They ask if I have any Rogaine, or can they try a thickening shampoo, and they're talking about taking Propecia [a pill that's supposed to help retain hair].

Aaron Krach

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Jack Nicholson

Every day give yourself a good mental shampoo.

Dr. Sara Murray Jordan