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My Roommate's Gun Has Nine Bullets...

Gene Weingarten

Both the constables were roommates in the servants quarter of the embassy and initial investigation indicates personal enmity might be the reason behind the mishap.

Shalini Singh

If you move out, pick good roommates and know their habits!

Jennifer Cox

Just like old times. We were roommates for two years at Arkansas, too.

Tarvaris Jackson

[Kneaders] is like a little bakery. It's just fun because there's always something different. My roommates and I will just get out of bed and go.

Brittany Willis

I really didn't know anything in Connecticut. Windsor was the only place I'd heard of, and I knew that was too far. I really relied on [my roommate's] family because I assumed, being from Ridgefield, they would be more familiar with the state.

Jennine Porter

We selected roommates to make sure that wouldn't happen. We separated a lot of them. It's amazing the friendships and the bonds that have been made.

Richie Mccutcheon

We would give up our jobs in a heartbeat to go on some dumb tour that we would lose money on. Then, as we got older - we're all approaching 30 - the relationships have changed. We don't live together, none of us have roommates, we don't really hang out much, and yet when we get together to record an album, it's exactly how it used to be.

Ben Weasel

It's great to come back and see everybody. It's so good to see friends, old roommates.

Bob Foster

If I found a bat in my yard, me and my roommates might pin it up to our fence.

Derek Moore

Just be respectful of your roommates. If they're studying or sleeping, don't crank your amp up to 11 and rock out. It's just going to create unneeded tension between you and your roommate.

Fred Russell

We're not roommates, but we room next to each other and we know we've got to do this together.

Craig Austrie

I hate to do it, especially with all the festivities. The governor is going to be here, the band is going to play, it's homecoming weekend, my mother's coming up from Chicago, my college roommates are flying in from different places.

Donald Lipski

We were roommates. We came in together. We did a lot of things together.

Marcellus Sommerville

This special they [ran] to get more people to live here isn't working because these people aren't coming back. [My new roommates] have told us [they are] not going to live here next year because they can't afford it.

Erin Mason