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Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other.

Ronnie Johnson

My mother says I was vaccinated with a phonograph needle. I love to talk. I just love to talk.

Jerry Hunt

PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.

Ambrose Bierce