If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
George Carlin
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Being put on top of each other and forced to masturbate, being naked in front of each other — it's all a form of torture.
Bernard Haykel
You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.
Ron Jeremy
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