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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Tom Waits

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Mine is the horny hand of toil.

John Singer Sargent

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I was really amused when someone once called me a purveyor of horny sex comedies. He listed Breakfast Club and Mr. Mom in parentheses.

John Hughes

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

Edward Flaherty

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