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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Tom Waits

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

Johnny Bench

Mine is the horny hand of toil.

John Singer Sargent

I was really amused when someone once called me a purveyor of horny sex comedies. He listed Breakfast Club and Mr. Mom in parentheses.

John Hughes