Pat Paulsen
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"Patrick Layton "Pat" Paulsen" was an United States/American comedian and satire/satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers television/TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in United States presidential election, 1968/1968, United States presidential election, 1972/1972, United States presidential election, 1980/1980, United States presidential election, 1988/1988, United States presidential election, 1992/1992, and United States presidential election, 1996/1996, which had primarily comedy/comedic rather than politics/political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him.

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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Eventually, we're going to have beds.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

You cannot imagine what it looked like Friday. The water was turned off. The building was filthy. You're looking at a miracle.

If elected, I will win.

We don't know where they're from. We don't know what the demographics are. We've prepared for everything.