Mike Fink
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"Mike Fink" (c. 1770/1780 – c. 1823), called "king of the keelboaters", was a semi-legendary brawler and river Mariner/boatman who exemplified the tough and hard-drinking men who ran keelboats up and down the Ohio River/Ohio and Mississippi Rivers.

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