I have a fundamental disagreement with TIE, but this is an improvement on what they were coming up with before.

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Teenagers and men are coming in to learn how to knit. And we're seeing people who haven't knitted in 30 years.

217

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No".

180

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

136

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

129

I'm nervous, but very excited, ... always remember my friends and all the great times we have together and just how much fun this all is.

120

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

104

I was much further out than you thought, and not waving but drowning.

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