[Weisberger then takes a gratuitous swipe at Lizzie Grubman, saying] she has a face like a crocodile handbag. ... I hope using my name will really boost her book sales.

The way I look at a successful event is positive press.

I'm looking forward to MTV viewers seeing the hard work and long hours it takes to run your own business. It's difficult, but it's also a ton of fun and there is nothing that I would rather do.

I want to say something. I just want to say how sorry I am that innocent people got hurt that night.

As a publicist, I judge a party not on my fun, but on getting positive press from publications, and the celebrity turnout. I can't remember the last time I had fun at one of my events. If I have a good time, it's not a good sign.