Winston Churchill pointed out another attribute of good rhetoric: it is sincere. You must yourself really be against the Germans buzz-bombing London before you can persuade the English people it is a rotten notion.
Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why?
Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God.
As for the Devil - that is somebody our religion tried to do without for a long time.
What we lack in Prophets, however, we make up for in Saints. Only a Pope may canonize a Saint, but every man, woman and child on this planet is a genuine and authorized Pope (genuine and authorized by the House of the Apostles of Eris). So you can ordain yourself - and anyone or anything else - a Saint.
Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
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