Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.
If you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.
Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.
The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.
There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.
I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.
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