Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.

Like unhitching a horse from a plow and winning the Derby.

I'd like to borrow his body for just 48 hours. There are three guys I'd like to beat up and four women I'd like to make love to.

I don't know what it is, but I can't look at Hulk Hogan and believe that he's the end result of millions and millions of years of evolution.

The only bad thing about Spokane is that there's nothing to do after 10 in the morning.