"Jeffrey E. Faulkner" is a former American football defensive lineman in the National Football League for the Kansas City Chiefs, Indianapolis Colts, Arizona Cardinals/Phoenix Cardinals, New Orleans Saints, Washington Redskins, and the New York Jets. He also played in the Arena Football League for the Chicago Bruisers, Orlando Predators and the Milwaukee Mustangs (1994-2001)/Milwaukee Mustangs. He played college football at Southern University.

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I'm not even a CAFO but probably would be under this ordinance.

A bond's easy to get if you're rich and have a lot of money; if not, it's impossible to get. And I don't think you can buy such a bond.