We might consider a one-horned goat, but it's a case by case there. We have really nice upholstery in our cars and we'd really like to keep it that way.

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Everyone knew I was the animal person in town. It went OK, but later I went on a date that night and he asked what was on his pants. I said, 'just goat snot,' and that opened up a whole new avenue of conversation.

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