I think he spent most of the first term coughing up the nicotine from his cigarettes.

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The trip kind of started out big, but it's fizzled out now. Basically, Charles is kind of boring. A trip like this is what we call DBW -- Dull But Worthy.

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She'll settle for being accepted. She's 58 years old. She is never going to be fairly compared to a 30-year-old princess in her prime and a very beautiful woman. Camilla's got different qualities.

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The most fun we've had so far was when a surgeon almost walked Camilla into a glass wall last week in Washington, D.C., and came within 3 inches of breaking her nose. That one had us in stitches for quite a while, and even the prince chuckled about it.

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