"Corey Holmes" is a former professional Canadian football running back and the current mayor of Metcalfe, Mississippi.

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I think anyone who has the internet loves it. You can just order it online and roll right out of bed to go pick it up.

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That would be something -- two backs rushing for over 1,000 yards. Has it ever been done in this league?

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It haunted me the whole off-season.

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