Chris Phillips
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"Chris Phillips" is a Canadian professional ice hockey player for the Ottawa Senators of the National Hockey League (NHL). He has been a member of the Ottawa Senators for his entire career, which began with the 1997–98 season. He also serves as their captain (ice hockey)/alternate captain and is regarded as a stay-at-home defenceman. The Senators drafted him first overall in the 1996 NHL Entry Draft. He was raised in Fort McMurray, Alberta.

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It was a great passing game for us.

It's huge. Obviously, I'm the last guy with the big goose egg, and it seemed like it was getting talked about more and more. ... It's nice to not have a zero sitting there.

Very small penis, and no money.

The race was fun, but the fish tacos and the beer garden helped, too. It was that kind of race. Just fun.

It's definitely different, ... All the mud and the water and the obstacles, it makes you not feel the pain of running. Well, you still feel the pain, but it's more fun.

One thing was on my mind the whole time: the mud pit. Plus, it was hot, and I was ready for a little cool down.

Basically, we spend every waking hour and every dime we make trying to be something we're not, ... Fake hair, fake teeth, fake tans, fake boobs.

I think I heard a few boos after I missed because they were going to miss out on their pizza, so I was definitely happy to see us get the next one.