The pauses, the silences. That demonstrates and illustrates the most important thing that makes this instrument what it is. If you're not making use of the staccato facility you're not making use of the instrument. … You might as well be playing the Highland pipes, or a flute, for that matter.

They talk, so you listen. That is the single most important thing I can tell you about women. They like it when you treat them shitty. They like it when you treat them well. They just want you to pay attention. [Mystery Date].

But it is unlikely that they were much bigger than this one, even in the very distant past.