My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. -Joan Rivers

 

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.


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This quote is just one of 17 total Joan Rivers quotes in our collection. Joan Rivers is known for saying 'My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. -Joan Rivers
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. -Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

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