Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' -Rodney Dangerfield

 

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'


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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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