Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. -Tommy Cooper

 

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.


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This quote is just one of 10 total Tommy Cooper quotes in our collection. Tommy Cooper is known for saying 'Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

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So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'

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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

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I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

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