I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
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This quote is just one of 12 total Mitch Hedberg quotes in our collection. Mitch Hedberg is known for saying 'I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.' as well as some of the following quotes.
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
This quote is just one of 12 total Mitch Hedberg quotes in our collection. Mitch Hedberg is known for saying 'I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.' as well as some of the following quotes.