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This quote is just one of 12 total Mitch Hedberg quotes in our collection. Mitch Hedberg is known for saying 'I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.' as well as some of the following quotes.
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
This quote is just one of 12 total Mitch Hedberg quotes in our collection. Mitch Hedberg is known for saying 'I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.' as well as some of the following quotes.