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This quote is just one of 15 total Jerry Seinfeld quotes in our collection. Jerry Seinfeld is known for saying 'I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!' as well as some of the following quotes.
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
This quote is just one of 15 total Jerry Seinfeld quotes in our collection. Jerry Seinfeld is known for saying 'I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!' as well as some of the following quotes.