I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME! -Jerry Seinfeld

 

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!


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This quote is just one of 15 total Jerry Seinfeld quotes in our collection. Jerry Seinfeld is known for saying 'I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!' as well as some of the following quotes.

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Jerry Seinfeld

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Jerry Seinfeld

Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.'

Jerry Seinfeld