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This quote is just one of 9 total Andy Borowitz quotes in our collection. Andy Borowitz is known for saying 'I feel like Cal Ripken or something, ... This insanity is all self-imposed.' as well as some of the following quotes.
At the Pentagon, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that the decision to pay recruits in gasoline, while unorthodox, was a 'slam-dunk solution' to the Army's nagging shortfalls in enlistment.
I wanted to get away from big, expensive network projects, ... so I moved to New York and I did nothing. And then I discovered the Internet. I didn't think of it as a moneymaker -- I wrote stuff I thought my friends would find funny.
This quote is just one of 9 total Andy Borowitz quotes in our collection. Andy Borowitz is known for saying 'I feel like Cal Ripken or something, ... This insanity is all self-imposed.' as well as some of the following quotes.