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This quote is just one of 7 total Jack Handey quotes in our collection. Jack Handey is known for saying 'I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.' as well as some of the following quotes.
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
This quote is just one of 7 total Jack Handey quotes in our collection. Jack Handey is known for saying 'I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.' as well as some of the following quotes.