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This quote is just one of 8 total Mike Royko quotes in our collection. Mike Royko is known for saying 'Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs.' as well as some of the following quotes.
Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose.
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.
Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
This quote is just one of 8 total Mike Royko quotes in our collection. Mike Royko is known for saying 'Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs.' as well as some of the following quotes.