Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.  -Erma Bombeck

 

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.


-Erma Bombeck
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This quote is just one of 18 total Erma Bombeck quotes in our collection. Erma Bombeck is known for saying 'Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. ' as well as some of the following quotes.

Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

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