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The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

Ann Landers

It's only when the tide goes out that you discover who's been swimming naked.

Warren Buffett

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.

Agnes Repplier

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.

C. S. Lewis

They told me it's a very dangerous subject, but when you fall in love something, you must be brave, courageous, and, yes, I was scared, ... But because when you are in love or you are naked, you feel vulnerable.

Roberto Benigni

You wake up, you see naked people. You catch beads. You go home.

Meredith Grover

In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly than we see others awake.

Henry David Thoreau

Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

Pete Wentz

We don't want to do anything offensive. We're just riding naked. That's all.

John Palm

NFL Films already has the title for one team's 2005 highlight video — 'Minnesota Vikings: Naked Bootleg.' .

Bud Withers

You are so much more exposed. With an acoustic instrument, so much is laid bare to the ear, and there is no room for error. Playing a Bach suite is like lying naked for all the world to see.

Saul Gropman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

Jerry Seinfeld

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep out of his great estate of injustice, poor and naked and miserable.

Theodore Parker

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

George Dennison Prentice

There are those who so dislike the nude that they find something indecent in the naked truth.

Francis Herbert Bradley

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.

Kelly Osbourne

I think there's now a fig leaf over some of the corruption, ... Where there was naked influence peddling before, it's a little more hidden now.

James Browning

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.

Edward R. Murrow

They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but there's not a lens long enough for that.

Andy Garcia

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.

Alison Lurie

An avowed homosexual, that would never be accepted in hockey - never! Because it's a milieu where everyone is often naked.

Pat Burns

Your cell phone is an absolute necessity, so you kind of feel naked without it.

Heath Schroyer

You can't be afraid to make errors! You can't be afraid to be naked before the crowd, because no one can ever master the game of baseball, or conquer it. You can only challenge it.

Lou Brock

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry

Sex, a lot of money, violence, ... I have to shatter those images when I'm out there -- there are no naked women behind me. All I can do is let them hear my lyrics, which help them see they care about themselves.

Harry Lapow

Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster.

Friends

How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of feeling.

Claude Debussy

I thought there would be some naked women walking around.

Jim Gilbert

We just shoot what goes on. Just a bunch of happy naked videos. Consider us a news company.

Jim O'brien

I did as many takes as I could, naked from the waist down, ... If I was framed from anywhere above the waist, I would always just like to hang it out.

Justin Long

What woman wants a camera following around her naked butt?

Charlotte Ross

When we win, I'll probably end up naked. But I'm predicting a win for sure. You might be reading about me in the papers elsewhere tomorrow.

Mark Crawford

We had a good sense of humor about it, because we knew what we were holding on to and how it was going to exceed expectations and [labels]. We weren't running around naked in chaps swinging pink guns in the air. We knew that, and we found it funny that no one else did.

Heath Ledger

The European consumer would crawl naked over broken glass to get low fares.

Michael O'leary

Their bodies were found naked, their necks had cuts and without any identification. We suspect that they were first raped before they were killed.

David Magara

I'm naked in the dark...there's nothing...nothing...

Lord Of The Rings

Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.

Waiter Rant

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain

I went through my progression, and Corey was running down the middle of the field naked, so I gave it to him.

Anthony Turner

There are 193 species of monkeys and apes, 192 of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens.

Desmond Morris

Everybody in the world wakes up naked and decides what to wear.

David Wolfe

Being put on top of each other and forced to masturbate, being naked in front of each other — it's all a form of torture.

Bernard Haykel

Memory, in widow's weeds, with naked feet stands on a tombstone.

Aubrey De Vere

The bread that you store up belongs to the hungry; the coat that lies in your chest belongs to the naked; the gold that you have hidden in the ground belongs to the poor.

St. Basil

I think Nancy Kerrigan would be a fabulous Naked News correspondent.

Cameron Shore

I'd rather go naked than wear fur.

Christy Turlington

With caffeinated beer, you can be wicked drunk and stay awake. It can be the middle of the night and I'll want to run laps around campus naked.

Chris Rowe

God love the car. It has shown the naked heart that lives in all of us. Man invented the car but the car -- out of pure malevolence no doubt -- changed the history of the world by reinventing man.

Harry Crews

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Rodney Dangerfield

It is a naked attempt at gun control. It is not hidden whatsoever. When you do away with the commercial market, in their best-case scenario, by bankrupting the gun manufacturers, the only people that are going to have (guns) are police officers.

Paul Jannuzzo

We like to get naked.

Jake Sutton

Flesh sells. People don't want to see pictures of churches. They want to see naked bodies.

Helen Mirren

Writing songs is super intimate. It's a bit like getting naked.

Gwen Stefani

There are fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, who appear to be in charge of the White House at the moment, but they are very different from the Christian gentlemen who ran the British Empire and believed they were doing good works around the world. These days it's about naked power.

John Pilger

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Buddy Hackett

You can't defame someone, or just walk naked on the streets because freedom of expression has limits.

Hussam Ayloush

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Benny Hill

Now strip naked and get on the probulator. [Leela].

Futurama

It's like you're caught naked hanging from a tree branch with the wind blowing.

Matt Leblanc

To the naked eye, it's a typical KFC television commercial.

Tom O'keefe

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

Jerry Seinfeld

People's attitudes about sex aren't healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked.

Asia Argento

This is just another tool players and coaches can use to help the naked eye. It's like having back-up evidence.

David Rose

We heard there's naked people crawling on the light poles.

Maggie Moyer

To see you naked is to recall the Earth.

Federico Garcia Lorca

Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence.

Cowboy Proverb

No mask like open truth to cover lies,As to go naked is the best disguise.

William Congreve

Naked man running through the neighborhood leaving blood and shirts -- it's just scary.

Meredith Walker

'What's My Age Again?' -- that's really Mark, ... He's 27 and rolling around on the floor naked. We're always like, 'How old are you?'

Tom Delonge

I've seen certain cast members naked, but I won't disclose their names.

Nikki Sanderson

One morning I greeted the cast naked in the front drive and insisted that today was to be a nude day. No, we didn't have any nudity problems.

Lars Von Trier

We had a person streak the even, run naked across the football field. You need people who able to in fact say they've heard this or they heard that.

John Casey

In Sleep we lie all naked and alone, in Sleep we are united at the heart of night and darkness, and we are strange and beautiful asleep; for we are dying the darkness and we know no death.

Tom Wolfe

The naked figure will not get ahead between the mirrors.

Gunter Grass

I never imagined I would ever take all my clothes off because it was never something I ever gave any thought about. I'm not one of those actresses who's kind of, 'It's so liberating.' The way I look at it, it's not me that's naked up there but Maureen. It's the character I'm playing.

Kelly Reilly

Where are you Bud? ... Lightning... now a lone rain falling thru doors empty of room-Jazz Naked Fire Gesture, Dancing protoplasm Absorbs.

Cecil Taylor

Porn Nation: The Naked Truth.

Ron Jeremy

I had shorts on, but it would have been better if I didn't because they melted to my body. I wish I had been naked.

Paul Kuschel

I'd pose naked for a million pounds - but i wouldn't eat a live fish' .

Nicky Byrne

I was fast-forwarding through the naked stuff to get to the boat. It was an interesting story. I thought it was kind of good. I thought they did a nice job with it.

Bob Hansen

He gets called into the bedroom. There lying in the bed is his stepmother, naked, and he's told that he's going to have sex with her.

Gary Mitchell

Hair is like our security blanket. Without hair we feel totally exposed. It's like standing naked in front of the entire world.

Felicia Milewicz

If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?

Shannen Doherty

In theory I'm naked underneath.

Daniel Radcliffe

The album is very naked. I've had some fears about how my fans will react to my music. Besides that, it's been six ... years. Will (fans) be checking for Eric Benet?

Eric Benet

We find a naked body every bit as beautiful as a clothed one. If they came only out of lust, we have to accept that. We stand for the truth.

Elisabeth Leopold