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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

Mahatma Ghandi

And we should consider everyday lost on which we have not danced at least once: And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It's the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.

Oscar Wilde

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing.

Oscar Wilde

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

Chuck Palahniuk

It is pleasing to God whenever you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.

Martin Luther King Jr.

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

Martin Luther King Jr.

People show their character by what they laugh at.

German Proverb

When the highest type of men hear Tao,They diligently practice it.When the average type of men hear Tao,They half believe in it.When the lowest type of men hear Tao,They laugh heartily at it.Without the laugh, there is no Tao.

Lao tzu

To laugh with others is one of life's great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life's great hurts.

Frank Tyger

If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?

Tiger Woods

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.

Agnes Repplier

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join.

Agnes Repplier

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

Edgar Watson Howe

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.

C. S. Lewis

The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

J. Russell Lynes

Make em laugh; make em cry; make em wait.

Charles Reade

It's pretty cool. After what we've been through, you just have to laugh at that.

Justin Wernke

It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing.

Jack Handey

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

Shirley MacLaine

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

Where strained, sardonic smiles are glozing still, And grief is forced to laugh against her will.

Henry Wotton, Sr.

When we begin to take our failures non-seriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.

Katherine Mansfield

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

Robert A. Heinlein

They were always funny, ... She could always make me laugh.

Amy Wilson

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Lenny Bruce

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.

Logan Pearsall Smith

Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!

Luigi Pirandello

We just like to get together and have a laugh!

Lori Mittereder

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Elsa Maxwell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Lord Byron

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

W. H. Auden

It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle that you've made it.

Jason Mraz

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- I've got to have them.

Ken Dodd

There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

Marlene Dietrich

I make myself laugh at everything, in case I should have to weep.

P.a. Caron De Beaumarchais

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.

Sir John Powell

I know the one thing she'd want us to be doing is laughing.

Bob Garrison

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire

And as they pass, turn back and laugh at me.

George Villiers

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Jay Leno

That red hair of hers was a warning signal. To this day I laugh at how she beat those boys.

Bridget Idtensohn

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

Michael Pritchard

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.

Jimmy Buffett

It'll be one of those things, ... where you don't know if you're crying because you're laughing so hard or if, doggone it, Reggie, you just mean so much to us. Life is not the same without you.

Sara White

He (Rowe) was a good guy. He could always make you laugh no matter what mood you were in.

Alisha Lonsdale

People sometimes divide others into those you laugh at and those you laugh with. The young Auden was someone you could laugh-at-with.

Stephen Spender

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

Steve Carell

You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.

William Rotsler

I knew I hit the shot perfect. And then to hit the hole and go into the water, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Obviously, it's a crazy game.

Charles Howell Iii

I think the best evenings are when we have messages, things that make us think, but we can also laugh and enjoy each other's company.

Jane Goodall

Everybody really needs to laugh, ... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

Paul Rodriguez

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

Stephen Leacock

And then adds with a laugh, ''but in retrospect I think he may have been more sophisticated than we were.

Dave Van Ronk

For helping me laugh more.

Toxic Audio

A lot of people were cheering us up when we were up there. They were laughing, dancing. They were nice people. Sometimes there are nice people in New York.

Dax Maier

Sherry's presence was known. She was always laughing and had a positive attitude. Everybody liked being around her.

Julie Helin

Laughing deeply is living deeply.

Milan Kundera

If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.

Sue Johanson

Sometimes you can hear the bell ring or someone is laughing when you are recording. I once plugged in my headphones and there was no audio.

Carlos Mendez

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.

Tom Bodett

When you go through them, you find out the true meaning of people. It's easy when things are going good. It's very easy. You can walk around laughing.

Joe Mcewing

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

Jack Handy

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?

Kelvin Throop III

She is strong in the floor exercise and the vault. She is always laughing and cracking jokes.

Jennifer Barrett

In My Life really offers people a chance to laugh and to cry…and it's better than Cats .

David Turner

There's a lot of veteran guys in the NHL laughing, right now.

Darcy Tucker

The community was thrilled about the event. There were Muslims, Christians and Jews in the audience all laughing together.

Carol Kline

Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.

William Saroyan

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Dame Edna Everage

One of my granddaughters came to me afterwards with a suggestion. She said 'Grandma, we should try to do this every week.' That made me groan a little but I also had to laugh.

Joy Larson

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Jane Austen

Making people laugh never felt so good.

Dave Price

When we saw the huge impacts, we all started laughing and talking excitedly.

Michael Zolensky

I explained this goes back centuries as an old-time Islamic symbol, ... I told them we'd be a laughing stock if we did this.

Tom Burnett

For years, no one talked about it. That's something you never wanted to talk about again, certainly not laugh about it.

Becky Garland

She was a feisty woman. She was a clown. She made everyone laugh. Everyone loved to be around her.

Carol Ann Marsh

She was always outgoing, and she had a very bright personality. You could always hear her laughing.

Stephanie Mcgilvrey

I thought it was really fun to laugh about it - it kind of just melted away remaining feelings in laughter. It gave us a little closure.

Teresa Garland

Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it.

Andy Dick

Have a laugh and free the weed.

Peter Matthews

It will be fun, but more fun if we had Earl, ... If Earl was here, he would make everybody laugh.

Tony Oliva

We're having a 20-year-old sitting next to a 70-year-old laughing at the same stuff.

Scott Viets

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Jimmy Buffett

That's almost guaranteed to get a laugh.

Steve Byrne

Everybody wants to be liked, fit in and make people laugh. I think we're not that different.

Amanda Bynes

I love my work and enjoy making children laugh. Laughter cannot be imitated. It comes from the heart.

Bob Bell

Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh.

Bible

Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

H. L. Mencken

Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emotional exercise. . . . I am a servant of the people. I have never forgotten that.

Mary Pickford

It was so wet that we laughed. And that's what we've been doing ever since: laughing.

Sandra Williams

I feel like laughing, like crying. It was my goal.

Janica Kostelic

He always had a comeback or a witticism for everything. He loved to laugh and was a very loyal friend.

Kathryn Jensen

You laugh it off, you get upset for a little while, you're human and you let it go.

Jennifer Lopez

One of a dying breed. If I could have another two or three of him right now, we'd be laughing.

Bob Lenarduzzi

My Republican friends are laughing at us because of the indecision we're going through, ... Inside Politics.

Thomas Menino

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Max Eastman

Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.

Salma Hayek

Wow. We kind of looked at each other and said 'what?' He was very calm. He wasn't emotional at all. ... It's amazing how he can laugh at times when I'm on the floor and about ready to bawl.

Phil Hare

If you watch a sitcom at home alone, the chances of you laughing out loud at something are less than if you are watching it with five friends.

Tim Spengler

He was laughing and embarrassed and wanted to go back to his mine.

Ryan Ford

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

Clarence Darrow

You can laugh, but I will get the last laugh.

Alvin Starks

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Konrad Lorenz

Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, / Like a child at play.

Johnny Mercer

Everybody was having so much fun and laughing. It's great playing in this atmosphere - at the end having all black and gold shirts here and getting the red out of here.

Jody Blount

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We'll do whatever it takes.

Colin Mochrie

He must not laugh at his own wheeze: A snuff box has no right to sneeze.

Keith Preston

He [Brandariz] was an awesome kid. He and Nico could make you laugh over anything. It just sucks how he's gone.

Chris Shaffer

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.

Golda Meir

If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.

Bette Midler

We're going to give something back. We're going to make people laugh, make them clap, and get emotional, and I think that's cool.

Paul Goyette

Even though we went hard early I was laughing to myself when I was able to go so slow down the back straight.

Natalie Rasmussen

SNL. There was always stuff firing back and forth. We were laughing all the time. It was just constant funny stuff.

Lou Blue Marini

I saw something in their interactions, how much fun they have together. ... My hope was that if I had fun with it, other people would, and that if my grandparents could make me laugh, they could make other people laugh.

Mike Potter

I laugh more at practice than anywhere else. It's just like hanging out with our friends. We talk to them about everything from boyfriends to gossip.

Katie Griswold

I hope I do (laugh some day) but right now I can't. It was a pretty important game to give the bullpen a rest. I've got to brush this one off, put it behind you.

Dustin Mcgowan

The beast that is always hungry, wanting more coke and laughing at my attempts to get clean and sober.

Dwight Gooden

I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!!

Jesse Mccartney

It is good to laugh at the reporters. You definitely don't know everything. I think it's time you gives us some credit.

Kenyatta Walker

We are coming to Israel to entertain and laugh. We have fun at our shows. We get up to all sorts of antics, and like to create a party atmosphere.

David Ritchie

It felt good to laugh and smile again.

Karen Clark

He's fun. He keeps me laughing, and it seems like he's going to keep everyone entertained this year, too.

Angie Watson

It's kind of cathartic to laugh about the city's plight.

Keith Harris

We found an energy that a lot of people can appeal to, and if you don't hate it, you can laugh at it.

Ben Curtis

'Jaws' is a classic. It's on TV often, so really, every day it's getting a new audience. When you watch people arrive back in after they experience it, and they're screaming and laughing, you see it has this appeal that still holds.

Tom Schroder

Many people laughed at us in the beginning. They asked, 'Why are you spending so much money just to grow grapes?' But they aren't laughing now.

Ren Jing

One said, 'I'm going to get rich!' That made me laugh.

Blake Bradley

If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling.

Rachel Mcadams

We laugh really hard when we go out. We'll have a glass of wine, or we'll go to a club and dance. I'm not sitting around like a hermit; I'm enjoying my life!

Mary J. Blige

Some men talk sensibly and act foolishly, some talk foolishly and act sensibly; the first laugh at the last, the last cheat the first.

Richard Fulke Greville

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.

Jay Leno

It was really on fire by now, and those guys just left me in the car burning. We can laugh about it now, but I couldn't see anything.

Gary Gray

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

Bill Nye

Danny is standing side-by-side with his great friend, Jim Morrison, and the two of them will now be laughing together into eternity.

Ray Manzarek

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

Rob Schneider

It's really important that we get out there and we laugh. We're not going to be overly sappy.

Lorne Michaels

We wanted to give (the audience) something they would laugh to and remember. It's just a fun night at the theater.

Bob Foster

When it's all through after a few days, people are going to laugh at the media for their overreaction.

Alan K. Simpson

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Robert Orben

A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.

Thomas Carlyle

You have to have a sense of humor about yourself and laugh at yourself in the company of those you lead.

Dale Sanders

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

Jean De La Bruyere

The mood of the people now is different. The people will laugh now, and that is what the authorities are most afraid of.

Aleksandr Milinkevich

Laugh! I thought I should 'ave died, / Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road.

Albert Chevalier

I do not even laugh at this like others do because the relationship between entertainers and groupies is pathological.

John Fahey

I couldn't even begin to tell you the fears [and] the anxieties I had. The only way I could cover it up was to laugh or eat.

Sarah Ferguson

Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.

Bo Oshoniyi

We were laughing and crying in disbelief.

Shari Boyd

The first couple of episodes, there are tapes and tapes of us laughing because we couldn't get the line down.

Josh Cincinnati

I said to myself, ?how can this possibly happen?? I had just gone through all the chemotherapy and now, I have cervical cancer. I guess I just have to laugh about it; because if not, it is just too much for me to handle.

Dorothy Moore

One of those things we'll be able to laugh about in 20 years.

Shannon Kleibrink

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.

Billy Joel

You could be in the worst mood ever and all you had to do was hear Kirby laugh or see his smile and he could bring you back.

Cal Ripken Jr

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

Matthew Perry

It has not been an easy name, yet it has brought me many a laugh.

Sister Parish

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Lily Tomlin

I'd heard that you can make people laugh in opera.

Garry Marshall

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Kurt Vonnegut

Instantly, there was a click. He's the best straight man. There was not a lot of editing or a laugh track, so we would either get laughs or you would hear the air conditioner.

Tim Conway

When people say that I'm the frontrunner, I laugh. I'm nominated with Glenn Close - like I've got a shot.

Mariska Hargitay

Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.

Jane Austen

We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone?

Anna Letitia Barbauld

To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.

Lane Olinghouse

It was funny to me. I just kept laughing. They thought they were going to beat us. I don't know what they were thinking.

Alex Montgomery

I started laughing and said 'Guys, I think (Latin jazz) is over the hump,'.

Poncho Sanchez

A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.

Gustave Flaubert

She's always up for a good joke. She can always make everyone laugh and smile.

Maria Brennan

Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well.

Roald Dahl

He's cooled down a little bit. After he gets mad, he laughs it off. Then we all start laughing. And then we know we have to get serious.

Jessica Canady

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.

George Santayana

It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.

Vivien Leigh

I'm a visionary. And I envisioned all of this. The kids laugh, but I envisioned this a long time ago.

Dave Vandiver

Some of the kids will raise money to go on the trips. We laugh because they work so hard to raise money to go work.

Kristy Baker

I use that as an excuse sometimes when people laugh at me. I say I'm a lefty, leave me alone.

Matt Schrantz

Gina doesn't know how to laugh at herself. She has a problem feeling comfortable and confident [and] making any pose stick.

Janice Dickinson

Whatever kind of movie it is, you're going to be more into it when you care more about the drama, or you'll have a better laugh if you feel like you know the people better.

Luke Wilson

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh.

Carl Reiner

You can't do anything but laugh.

Caren Brady

We laugh and joke and kid around. We have a good time.

Isabella Kymer

We are all comfortable in each other's presence and there's a lot of laughing and joking.

Lee Westwood

George (Lucas) came up to me and said, 'You gave me the biggest laugh. You died brilliantly', and funnily enough everybody says the same.

Michael Sheard

Absolutely. You're not laughing at them. You're really laughing with them. There are a lot of jokes in this movie, and they're in on them all.

Peter Farrelly

At their core, women fear that men will kill them. At their core, men fear that women will laugh at them.

Gavin de Becker

I like Rupert, I get on with Rupert, we are friends and when we are on set together we have a good laugh.

Dan Radcliffe

All we kept hearing was the kids screaming and laughing. You can't make this stuff up.

Dan Kleinman

It's rare to read a half-hour script that actually makes you laugh.

Jane Curtin

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

Scott Roeben

You may laugh at a friend's roof; don't laugh at his sleeping accommodation.

Kenyan Proverb

That actually encourages us to feel that we are on the right track, that we are doing something different, so it's encouraging when they laugh at the wrong places, or don't laugh at all sometimes.

Fred Savage

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Cullen Hightower

Paul would be laughing with extras and saying, 'Yes, and then we could do that,' and, 'Let's try this,' and I'm like, 'OK, but we've got to go!'

Aidan Quinn

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail to laugh?

Aristophanes

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

Lusia Strus

You make me laugh so hard that I actually pee in my knickers.

Rachel Weisz

We can either laugh in the face of death or die trying not to.

James Grippando

A good teammate and could always make you laugh, even something ain't going right.

John Kehoe