The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw
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No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams
There's a great woman behind every idiot.
John Lennon
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
Horace Mann
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams
The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.
Erica Jong
A lot of people think 'Alice's Restaurant' was an anti-war song. It's not. It's an anti-idiot song.
Arlo Guthrie
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
Leo Durocher
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.
Sid Caesar
I didn't want to tell her what an idiot I had been ? how I had put her and our family at risk.
Bill Saturno
Idiot engineering isn't butt kissing. The whole idea is to make working conditions more conducive to your career growth.
John Hoover
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
Elbert Hubbard
Any idiot can amass intelligence. It is being able to leverage that knowledge. They are good at that.
Richard Hyman
You're the biggest idiot that ever came out of Boston College. I'm insulted that we could have gone to the same school.
Bill Romanowski
Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.
Roger Rosenblatt
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
Lucy Lawless
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
George Carlin
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Jerry Lewis
I didn't expect it because it's a difficult move to pull off. You can look great like he did or you can look like an idiot. It's a great move.
Tim Thomas
I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.
Adam Michnik
I was afraid that I was going to be a blubbering idiot, but so far I'm good.
Duff Gibson
Send the idiot back to Texas!
Leo Gerard
To generalize is to be an idiot.
William Blake
I whispered in his ear, 'I'm the guy for this part. And if you can't see that, you're an idiot,'.
Stephen Baldwin
Don King isn't an idiot, he wouldn't be coming here if his boy had no chance.
Frank Warren
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
He is amazing. I have no doubt he's going to walk and talk. I'm not an idiot. I know he's not going to be like before. But he's going to talk.
Christine Cooley
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
Peter Lynch
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant 'idiot'.
Terry Pratchett
I'm an idiot for not doing it.
Tom Fitzgerald
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
Blake Edwards
He's just a murdering idiot.
Nicole Brown
You've got to create friends, not enemies. If you think your boss is an idiot, tell your friends at home. Not anyone in the office.
Robin Ryan
I haven't got to meet him in person yet. I would probably be a blubbering idiot if I did.
Rose Bergquist
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon
You would be an idiot not to think he did it to evade capture . . . He is an outlaw, he believes the law doesn't apply to him.
David Garrett
Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ...
Sherlock Holmes
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.
Billie Joe Armstrong
Sam is a good kid. ... She got hooked up with this idiot. She never would have done something like this without some influence from him.
Carlos Casillas
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johann Sebastian Bach
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better,... Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
Michael Moore
Any idiot can face a crisis, it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
I want to look like a 40-year-old man. I don't want to look like an idiot.
John Bartlett
A drunken idiot loses her cell phone and because she is a cop two innocent people get arrested.
Rob Serafinowicz
After I boated that big one, I had to sit down for 10 minutes. I promised myself I wasn't going to scream and holler like an idiot, but I did.
Preston Clark
I felt like an idiot.
Elizabeth May
April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
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