I know it's funny. The study of rocks.

Andy Newman

It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.

W. Somerset Maugham

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.

Wayne Knight

It's funny. He's talking to a guy who's got a recorder on him.

Dominic Gentile

That would be funny. That would be interesting.

Tony Clark

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Mae West

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

Jim Dine

He's funny, but it's just somebody in a suit, we all know that.

Hunter West

There were a bunch of really funny [mascot ideas[, but they would not pass through the Board of Managers or administration.

Heidi Fieselmann

She made fun of me. She was so funny and so beautiful, I said I'd love to date a girl like this.

Bob Guiney

Violence is not funny.

William Friedkin

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Dave Chappelle

It's funny and yet it's not.

Carol Smith

It's smart, insightful, funny and instructive.

Robert Barnett

This may sound funny, but I had a dream last night that we would win on a buzzer beater. It seems crazy to me right now, because I really dreamed It.

Tyronn Mitchell

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.

Natalie Merchant

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.

David Hyde Pierce

They are men of character. I find their confrontation very funny, but maybe I'm the only one to think so.

Raphael Ibanez

They do some funny-looking stuff.

D.j. Shockley

It's kind of funny that we have a skate park and we can't even skate because they lock it up. It's kind of bull....

Matt Lane

Sometimes students find it funny when it happens to someone else.

Chris Austin

I don't like grim filth. I like funny filth.

Howard Chaykin

It's funny. We quite honestly expected there to be a marked difference.

Bernadette Mansur

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

Eleanor H. Porter

Funny is an attitude.

Flip Wilson

I'm so evil... it's not funny.

Patricia Velazquez

It's not funny to me. It's great. I'm happy.

Hilton Armstrong

He was one of the few in television who could always be counted on to deliver comedy that was smart and funny.

Howard Rosenberg

And the extremes are what make the show so funny.

Don Sargent

It's a funny feeling without him being there. He sits in the same spot every day, and he's not there. It's kind of awkward for us now.

Justin Cage

It's just fun, it's not mean. Everything's just funny.

Ryan Chisolm

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

Will Rogers

He was funny. He always like to play around. He loved his children. He loved animals.

Rachel Silva

It's funny, when I speak to people they can't believe I'm only 30. It's probably because of all the wrinkles on my face.

Gary Locke

It's kind of funny, ... But it's still a crime.

Mark Baldwin

It's very funny to say he lobbies Congress but does not lobby the [members ] he has connections to.

Alex Knott

It's funny how the worst of times brings on the best of times.

Jimmy White

It's kind of funny now because that was never the thing I wanted to be known for.

Chip Rogers

It's funny how clear it is in there.

Dan Weber

The funny thing was that the dress didn't require any alterations. Don and I both wore a size 6.

Maggie Peterson

It was actually kind of funny when we were doing the nude scenes, we were in fits of laughter.

Peter Phelps

The expression on people's faces, that's how they react, that's what they both thought was funny.

Charlene Summers

She was a cute kid, always funny and always fun.

Judy Hoeschler

It's a different ballgame, ... It'll be funny, interesting. As actors, we're doing our own writing.

Leslie Nielsen

I got these funny answers that just unnerved me. I can tell when she lies.

Gabriel Polk

Funny how those things work.

Matt Kuchar

I watched a porno once, it was really funny.

Katie Holmes

It's lost on me. I can just about tell if it's got a jet engine or one of those funny things on the front!

David Attenborough

I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you.

Jimmy Kimmel

Don't put it on backwards or you'll have a funny looking hairline.

Leta Clark

It was so funny. That's just Marcus. He's just having fun when he's on the field.

Lemar Marshall

I was so surprised at how informal and funny he was.

Jane Reynolds

The world seems ... a little less funny without you in it.

David Austin

I've nothing funny to say, but thank you.

Julian Clary

It's funny how everything was Roses when we held on to our Guns.

Axel Rose

It's funny. I feel like laughing, like crying - it was my goal. It's the dream of all skiers to win every discipline.

Janica Kostelic

It's just off target so far it's not funny.

Vernon Martin

He just had a real funny way about him. He always looked at things in a positive way.

Patrick Mckenzie

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.

Daniel Baldwin

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Orlando Bloom

That's supposed to be funny.

James Myart

She's an incredibly funny person, no matter what we're discussing.

Rick Kaplan

It's a raw, grungy, funny show. If this kind of show can't work here, it can't work anywhere.

Tom Mullen

Eddie? I don't even think about him anymore as a disabled guy. I just think of him as a great character and a funny guy and a good friend. That's how it was with everyone. The barriers broke down.

Bobby Farrelly

English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing.

Jack Herbert

My songs are about anything my son does that I seem to find funny and that all dads and moms can enjoy and can relate to.

Krista Eyler

It's a funny story; it's not a self-aggrandizing one.

David Frum

It's funny how clean that one went in ... just right in the middle of the net.

Curtis Sanford

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

Seth Green

It's not even funny how much (Ella) is like Ben, ... She's definitely a ham.

Christine Taylor

Generous, smart, funny thriller.

C. David Heymann

It's funny how deep this question has become.

Sen. David Langhorst

He's very funny and a great magician. Hopefully that will be a nice new attraction.

David Zimmermann

Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.

Bobby Anglin

He was funny. He was a really good friend. He was always there for everyone if they needed him. He was always happy.

Timothy Burke

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.

Susan Sarandon

He can say things that are funny but they don't know because they can't understand it. Sometimes I'm laughing even if no one else is.

Rob Cummins

This is a good two-minute piece of why this guy got into the running – in a funny way.

Dean Barkley

Don't you think... the festival has, I don't know, gone a little funny this year?

Tilda Swinton

We're as interesting and funny as anyone else.

Harvey Pekar

That was the funny part of the reading.

Russell Banks

I thought it would be kind of funny to do that. An artist from Holland designed them.

Rande Gerber

There are some cigarette burns in some funny places.

Sean Penn

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

Stephen Stills

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw

Just as soon as we get low another donation comes in. It's funny how that works.

Diane Plotzke

That's ridiculous if you ask me. It's just funny all the property they're buying around the state ...

Robert Wiggins

Children/ when they ask you/ why your mama so funny/ say/ she is a poet/ she don't have no sense.

Lucille Clifton

We really wrote what we thought was funny.

Bill Lawrence

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

David Walliams

It's entertaining and funny and it helps make people -- adults and teen-agers -- more aware.

Katie Keyser

She did a wonderful job. She was fun, funny and energetic.

Toni Barron

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Craig Bruce

It's so funny watching her. She thinks it's going to matter which way you do it.

Tara Threadgill

They had some jokes. They think they're funny. I got them back.

Mike Imoh

It's funny. You just go out there and try to make good contact. It definitely felt good.

Carlos Pena

It's just a clumsy attempt at a clever headline - a clumsy attempt at humor. But it's not funny.

Margaret Fung

It's funny how things work out. Neither team will complain about being in the bye game.

Jim Shannon

It is an amazing accomplishment. And the really exciting thing is that the show feels as interesting and funny and energetic as it did in the first season.

Mark Stern

With Jake, it's funny because what you see is what you get. He puts on no airs. I love the guy. I'd go to battle for the guy every day of the year.

Mike Anderson

That's what's so funny. We are up for it, and ready to go. But as far as total excitement. If we didn't go, it would be horrendous around here. We're expected to be there.

Carol Smith

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

Lee Tergesen

I had him autograph a picture of us taken then. It was pretty funny.

Dillon Dougherty

She is funny, beautiful, and very loving. We are the best of friends. She is a good kid. I miss her a lot.

Judy Dolecki

When you see these fights on TV you see all these celebrities in the front row, so we thought it'd be funny if we called in some of our friends.

Balthazar Getty

It's funny. The guy without the catchphrase lasted the longest here, and became the best loved.

Kevin Cooney

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Gilbert Gottfried

Wouldn't it be funny.

Chris Albrecht

She was gorgeous and very, very funny - not just joke funny. She was a genuine eccentric.

Barry Cryer

Sorry Janet, it struck me as funny.

Ron Maclean

That is the best - to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

Gloria Vanderbilt

I've got this funny feeling, you know, that I've done my poetry, written my poetry; been there, done that, don't want to go back.

Douglas Dunn

It's a funny thing. It's confidence. That first one goes down and it kind of goes from there.

Terry Feeley

I bought him these lederhosen, and he worked up a comic routine. Everybody thought he was very funny.

Rosemary Palmer

It's very funny all in a sort of farcical comedy way. It has broad appeal. The music is beautiful. It's very fast paced and comedic. All the things you'd want.

Michael Egel

Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.

Sidney Madwed

This is a really horrible deal. And it's really funny that it's over the property that it's over. It's crazy. It's crazy.

Devon Measner

So he's pretty much groomed for stand-up. He's a funny guy, and he's kind of coming back.

Greg Thompson

There's a lot of pain, there's a lot of truth, there's a lot of tragic behavior (in Berkman), but he's also funny.

Jeff Daniels

And the church just roared, I'll tell you. They thought that was so funny.

Nadine Turcotte

He was famous for his snow reports. He was on the radio daily in the little communities. He was funny.

Mickey Blake

His personality just worked. He did things that caught people's attention, but not in a bad way. In a funny way.

Samantha Smith

I think the biggest difference is we haven't changed anything. We haven't changed our approach or anything. Baseball is a funny game.

Jason Portz

I play my own funny way.

Otis Taylor

It's a very, very funny commercial. I'm not afraid to make fun of myself.

Fabio Lanzoni

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

Edgar Bergen

Plus, it's pretty damn funny.

Elizabeth Ordenstein

Hey, how about that? That's funny how those things work out.

Eric Weinrich

I've gotten tickets. That's the funny thing. I've gotten one even when I had a badge and ticket book displayed on my dashboard. If I can get tickets, they can too.

Eladio Castillo

I don't like Wal-Mart. People smell funny.

Emily Hall

The ball finds holes, takes funny bounces, but there are no excuses.

Eric Milton

It?s funny, the other day I was looking through my desk and I found an old Times article by Doug Hadden.

Edward Collins

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres

Socially, it is funny. People are annoyed because, really who is a clown?

Eric Davis

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.

Edmund S. Muskie

I think he's a great teacher. I really enjoyed his class. He's really funny.

Elizabeth Williams

It's a funny-shaped ball, and sometimes that ball doesn't break for you. But this is just the start.

Eric Winston