Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Oscar Wilde

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Dr. Thomas Fuller

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age.

William Cobbett

The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The plants suck in the earth, and are With constant drinking fresh and fair.

Abraham Cowley

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

Edward Koch

And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

A. E. Housman

I drink at least five bottles of water a day and always get eight hours of sleep.

Rebecca Gayheart

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

Terry Goodkind

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Nancy Astor

Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.

Aaron Howard

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

W. Somerset Maugham

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Jimmy Breslin

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

Heraclitus

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Dave Barry

Many contemporary authors drink more than they write.

Maxim Gorky

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Gerard Way

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Fran Lebowitz

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.

Homer

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Martin Mull

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

I cannot eat but little meat - My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink - with him that wears a hood.

John Still

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.

Bob Dole

I drink no more than a sponge.

Francois Rabelais

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

Socrates

Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later.

Yiddish proverb

I feel bad for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning and get out of bed...Thats the best they are gonna feel.

Frank Sinatra

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

German Proverb

When you drink the water, remember the spring.

Chinese Proverb

Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.

Spanish Proverb

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Erma Bombeck

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Oscar Levant

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

Booth Tarkington

This is to show kids that they can have a good time without drinking.

Patricia Schultz

[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.

Henry David Thoreau

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

Alexander Pope

That's because of the drinking, smoking and loud noise.

Maria Sanchez

(Zelda) sort of accused him that the reason he was going out there was to drink and carouse.

Michael Mccreedy

I like to run and I like to drink. This race is the perfect fit for me.

Joe Perez

I got drunk in front of my parents when I was 13. I don't see the big deal about drinking here.

Lucas Sumantri

I don't drink as much as I use to could.

Anna Nicole Smith

Had you been drinking at all that night?

Janet Wu

'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.

John Selden

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

Jilly Cooper

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!'

Hunter S. Thompson

Of all the vices drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

Sir Walter Scott

What I want to impress upon the court is that this is not casual drinking, ... This is conscious criminal conduct.

Fred Klein

He was on drugs. He did the drinking thing. He used to party a lot. That's in his past now.

Pokey Reese

The idea is to sip and savor a drink or two.

Katherine Tallmadge

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

I drink to forget I drink.

Joe E. Lewis

If my husband were beating or raping me, I'd probably be drinking or doing drugs too.

Vicki Hutchinson

I'm a cabernet fan, but what do I drink on a daily basis? I'm drinking zinfandel. A young, hard cabernet is not sensuous, not delicious. A young zinfandel is.

Paul Draper

I don't drink. I don't do drugs.

Casper Van Dien

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

Stan Laurel

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

George Best

He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he lives a very clean lifestyle.

Bill Wyco

But soon I perfected the art of stealth drinking.

Yancy Butler

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

Vivian Stanshall

And you can get your car cleaned too while drinking lemonade and know you are doing a good thing.

Ashlee Johnson

[And so, at 6.15pm the partying could officially commence -] No, I'm not drinking XXXX, ... But I am drinking Fosters!

Michael Bell

The cops are out at every bar just waiting for you to get in your car and drink and drive.

Lauren Eigen

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.

Thomas Love Peacock

If you can eat it, drink it or wear it, it's not an emergency.

Dara Duguay

Most people would be on the beach drinking beer on spring break, but not Caleb. He never stops working.

Dan Hammerschmidt

I am willing to taste any drink once.

James Branch Cabell

The new system will provide safe and clean drinking water.

Pete Rogers

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

George Clooney

People drinking that water ? it's going to kill them.

John Bryson

The piano has been drinking, not me.

Tom Waits

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Dudley Moore

Absolutely. I'm going to have a cocktail party, food, drink ? it's going to be full blown.

John Cumisky

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air.

Jonathan Raban

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Best while you have it use your breath,There is no drinking after death. (The Bloody Brother).

John Fletcher

These kids will be pressured to drink alcohol.

John Blackman

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

Charles Farrar Browne

I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.

Peter Steele

They say they want out of their old cars because they're drinking too much fuel.

Chris Dodson

The designated driver is not the person who's had the least amount to drink.

Jim Lynch

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

John Berryman

It was so strong and so distinct — nobody wanted to drink it.

Thom Berry

They have been in this square for months, drinking alcohol and conducting their marital relations for all to see.

Ahmed Hassan

You and I can drink it. Unless we had any health issues, it wouldn't affect us.

Mark Mcpherson

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.

Cyra McFadden

It depends on how much I drink before I get into the coffin.

Dominic Fesi

When I first started drinking it, I was, like, 6, and I didn't like it.

Jessica Noel

That was because of the drinking and the fighting. Unfortunately, we have a reputation.

Dermott Reid

Only about 15 to 20 percent are of legal drinking age.

Colin Riley

He was good company, good to talk with, when he wasn't drinking.

Roy L. Smith

Students would have a tendency, from my understanding, to underestimate the amount of alcohol they are drinking.

Tammy Loew

Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!

Curly Howard

I didn't drink a single beer until my senior year.

Tom Murphy

Unlike occasional marijuana use, binge drinking can actually kill you.

Bruce Mirken

Drink a lot of water, and bring Tylenol with you.

Ally Sheedy

Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

Omar Khayyam

He gets upset, he doesn't drink, he doesn't eat, he can't sleep.

Brian Oxman

Everybody wants to go drink, and I'm, 'Here, designated driver!' .

Paula Creamer

Lately, I barely drink anything until about 10 minutes before we play. Then I literally drink as much as I can.

Craig Finn

Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.

Greek Proverb

The guy is drinking. He was harassing. You put two and two together.

William Buchanan

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air….

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only drink wine, and it's a bit early for that.

Ann Armstrong

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.

Carmen Electra

The most immediate (concern) we have is lack of safe drinking water.

Johanna Reese

I drink from the tap and nothing has ever happened to me.

Jesus Campos

These are people who are not physically dependent on alcohol, but they binge drink or have health or social consequences because of their drinking.

Linda Degutis

I cannot begin to tell you how much fun this whole night is. We eat, we drink, we dance – what more could you ask for?

Ruth Walsh

Gin began to be seen as sort of a passé drink.

Richard Brandes

Testimony showed my client (Copeland) didn't have anything to drink. My client did not provoke this fight.

Richard Patton

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

Joseph Epstein

We just want something to eat and something to drink.

Karen Walker

Under-age drinking is becoming acceptable - and the implications for the health of the nation are dire.

Theresa May

Even an atheist may be ready to concede that a good wine is the drink of gods.

Paul Carvel

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

William Henry Davies

My daughter didn't drink. She was not a run-around. Bingo was her thing, and she had won twice on the cruise already. She wanted to win the big prize.

Waldemar Knerler

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W. C. Fields

It's just a tradition; it's probably just an excuse for the man to have a drink.

John Donaldson

We haven't had anything to eat or drink but coffee since 5 a.m..

Tina Thomas

It was awhile before we had our official first date, but this was where the connection was made. By the way, I didn't drink coffee before I met him.

Ryane Pearson

Our number one recommendation is to have a plan before you go out. Designate a driver who doesn't drink. Use cabs.

Charissa Mcafee

Here in Shanghai, it is such a drinking culture that people need to do something else.

Maria Gilsenan

The drink is in the category called the caffeinated malt beverage category.

Jeffrey Wright

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

He must not smell of drink or body odor and his 'Ho! Ho! Ho!' must resonate deeply.

James A. Lovell

People are going to continue to drink. They're going to continue to smoke. They're going to continue to gamble.

Dan Ahrens

It's not like they were doing it in school. It was kids drinking on the Internet.

Anthony Smith

Under-age drinking is becoming acceptable. Implications for health are dire.

Theresa May

They may not be drinking more, but they're drinking better.

Gary Hemphill

You can drink the images with your eyes.

Max Ernst

When he came to ACCD, he was drinking out of a fire hose. He brought in a lot of clear thinking.

Charlie Conner

Start Talking Before They Start Drinking.

Linda West

So there were benefits both for those who were able to abstain altogether … and even among those who did not abstain, they were much less likely to drink heavily.

Michael Bohn

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

Brendan Behan

Our goal is not to put anyone out of business, ... We believe best practice is do not drink and drive.

Chuck Hurley

It was only a couple of hours, so it wasn't like a massive one- or two-day drinking binge.

Wendell Sailor

He goes, 'How are you going to get in trouble for drinking milk?

Nick Cirillo

He starts to drink when he gets lonely.

Chris Salabye

I'll drink Juan Valdez's coffee, but I don't want to ride his burro.

Gary Gollehon

This is above and beyond, to know that my children cannot eat, cannot have water to drink, have no place to sleep except to lay on concrete.

George Williams

A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.

John Heywood

You drink lots of water, and you take lots of Advil right before you go to bed.

Randy Baron

They are not only drinking more than their male peers, but they are now more likely to drink more heavily than their male peers.

David Jernigan

The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

Jethro Tull

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.

Marian Burros

If they drink pop first, they might not even eat their lunch.

Deborah Wilcox Jamieson

[asked which wine he would drink to celebrate] We're having some tequila.

Alexander Payne

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

Dean Martin

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

Helena Bonham Carter

I'm glad I didn't have that drink with them last night because I would have said bulls. . t.

Lee Freedman

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Dorothy Parker

We all know that people drink on spring break, and we all know that they have sex on spring break.

Hilda Pettit

It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem.

Jerry Orbach

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

Diogenes Laertius

Don't skip your meals and drink plenty of fluids.

Janice Nunn

We have people in the band who don't drink or do drugs... some of us like to go sightseeing.

Mike Shinoda

The idea that you can drink your potatoes now is pretty appealing to most people.

Gray Ottley

I don't know why it is ... but I do believe kids are drinking coffee at a younger age -- 13, 14, 15 -- and coming in and drinking amounts that even I wouldn't drink and I've been drinking for coffee for a while.

Donna Griffin

I wouldn't say I'm lucky, but I do take care of my body. I never drink or smoke, and I get the most out of my body.

Terry Vaughn

If you count how many beers [the Americans] drink and how many beers we drink at the end of the week, I think we'll win quite comfortably.

Peter Lonard

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

W. C. Fields

Some things are static. A 2-liter drink has been a buck or $1.19 for years.

John Garber

Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The common sense approach to safe-drinking should always be taken.

Patrick Cochrane

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

Ambrose Bierce

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Brendan Behan

She'd been drinking, then lethargic, then unresponsive.

Joe Wills

We don't serve blends. What you drink here will come from the best beans.

Carew Halleck

The best bet for anyone is to not accept drinks from anyone or leave the drink unattended.

Dennis Gutierrez

We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.

Johnny Mercer

This is where the drinking water comes from.

Rebecca Wodder

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Joe E. Lewis

For those consumers who want fluoride in their drinking water and want to choose bottled water, those brands are out there.

Stephen Kay

Drinking for thirst is sufficient.

Madelyn Fernstrom

And all the coffee you could drink.

Bob Elliott

Of course we are going to have our little brothers and sisters over who are freshmen to drink.

Jill Rose

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Cowboy Proverb

There is no smoking, eating or drinking. But we do have restrooms.

Dee Roberts

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

Humphrey Bogart

I tried to give up drugs by drinking.

Lou Reed

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

W. C. Fields

There's no evidence not to drink in moderation, but we are not ready to be advocating this either.

Robert Adams

You never had a drink that night?

Janet Wu

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

Clementine Paddleford

What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.

Iggy Pop

I've never had a drink with him, and I've never been to a ball game with him.

Richard Remus

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

Rodney Carrington

Drinking and driving don't mix on New Year's Eve or at any other time.

Gerald Nicely

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

John Barrymore

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

Brian Clough

It's stupid. Smart people don't get in cars drinking and driving.

Craig Hedric

I think people appreciate the fact they can sit down and have a cigarette and a drink.

Glenn Januska

They come hand in hand. If you are a smoker, drinking and smoking more or less go literally hand in hand.

Anthony Clark

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done without it.

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