Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Alfred North Whitehead

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings

Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.


When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

Henry David Thoreau

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.

John B. Bogart

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.

Henry Ward Beecher

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Robert Benchley

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks.

Roger Caras

A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding over being a dog, maybe.

Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.

Thorstein Veblen

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

Leo Rosten

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Franklin P. Jones

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Konrad Lorenz

Anything a dog touches must be washed seven times, the final time in dust.


If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Roger Caras

A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.

Irish Proverb

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Emily Dickinson

Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.

William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Aldous Huxley

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Steve Allen

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.

Madame de Stael

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia].

Bob Hope

It's like a happy hum when the kids are reading aloud to the dogs.

Sharon Anderson

Let dogs delight to bark and bite, For God hath made them so.

Isaac Watts

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Karl Kraus

I think it's rather an insult to dogs. Men are awful: arrogant, nasty creatures.

Michael Winner

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

Roger Caras

We have good-quality dogs coming out from Colorado.

Sarah Macquiddy

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'

Tommy Cooper

To say that a person would be allowed to barbecue two different dogs, two different occasions and not have the penalty, I don't consider that an acceptable option for a bill.

Lee Brand

We go inside with our dogs and see if we can't catch a few of the animals causing the damage, chase them out of the area.

Jeff Black

Dogs are not currently allowed in the park, but this law is not being enforced. This way the parks will be enforced and people with dogs will have a place, too.

Beth Patterson

The majority of dogs are trained on the Kong.

Scott Thomas

These dogs are trained to find human remains.

Mike Drawdy

We were seeing dogs eating dead dogs.

Wendy Guidry

Our dogs have traveled all over the country.

Connie Guthrie

The woman involved in this crash was obviously very distressed to lose the dogs.

Jane Allen

We still get other dogs in. We get way too many.

Marcia Mayeda

You mean they mark their territory like dogs?

Norman Tahan

Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods.

Haitian Proverb

Our play songs said that Jews were our dogs. A dog is an unclean animal in Arab culture.

Nonie Darwish

She was emotional. Just looking at the dogs was bringing back the memory of the attack.

Maria Brown

We're pleased that it is working and making the dogs happier.

Mark Hines

That prevents dogs from voting; that prevents dead people from voting.

Sen. Delbert Scott

The whole concept of the video was to get something new out there to bring about safety awareness that there are dogs out there that can attack.

Scott Reynolds

Dogs have a talent for reading social cues in a very sophisticated way.

Brian Hare

We were very afraid of the dogs. I have a friend who was bit by one of the dogs trying to go over there to help.

Mary Peters

The dogs had urinated so bad that the guys who came in had to wear gas masks.

Donna Mccalla

The hardest thing was leaving our two dogs.

Cathey Lewis

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

Alphonse De Lamartine

Relatives are the worst friends, said the fox as the dogs took after him.

Danish Proverb

Designer clothes for dogs are easily recognizable due to the use of colors and logos.

Kira Kedrova

What has really been a great thing, we think, for the dogs and and community, is that these are dogs that would be difficult to place.

Tom Colvin

Several people told us they wanted the (alligator) caught because they were afraid to let their dogs out.

David Selby

The dogs shouldn't have to go through with those cats there. There are some that will never get used to cats.

Virginia Jess

He says that he didn't see anything wrong with the dogs. He thought they were okay. He said they were his children and he took care of them the best he could.

Larry Mckinnon

Voice of the Sea Dogs.

Jerry Green

The dogs love it here.

Fred Siegel

I really enjoy what I do here. I like to make dogs look pretty.

Jessica Zele

The challenge now is if technology can jump over the bar the dogs have set.

Michael Mcculloch

Because it was their dogs and their careless disregard for Diane's life that caused her death.

Sharon Smith

If a sane dog fights a mad dog, it's the sane dog's ear that is bitten off.

Burmese Proverb

The best thing 3-D Dogs ever did.

Keith Desmet

There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

David Frei

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Max Eastman

I've always been interested in dogs. I just do it out of love for them.

Julie Furbacher

It could be a disturbed person out there who's catching these animals and killing them, and also killing the dogs.

Julie Curtis

Dogs in America get more affection than women in most Third World countries.

Cesar Millan

What we do with dogs we may well end up doing with our kids.

Nigel Cameron

It's very exciting to have dogs in the movies here.

Lorraine Barron

I wish all men were like dogs.

Halle Berry

The big dogs next door could have run her up the tree.

Linda Glidewell a series of dogs.

George Carlin

These kinds of dogs just need a job to do. We like to see it when they find one.

Tom Colvin

These dogs are ready to go.

Jerry Ross

You just can't figure which dog's going to win.

Joseph Merlotti

The dog's happiness comes first.

Greg Forte

Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living.

Gustave Flaubert

These dogs, we felt, could kill someone.

Bob Garcia

I was very poor at certain times. And I had two dogs, boxers. I didn't have any money for food, and there was the dog food . . . so I ate it.

Andy Williams

Taking dogs in certain areas you have to watch the pads of their feet.

Char Quinn

If you don't have that dog to run with you at the event, stop by and we'll have about 40 or 50 dogs and cats.

Tim Burns

I'm waiting until they're long enough to eat my dogs.

Linda Stephens

He wouldn't let his dog in the yard with dogs he didn't know.

Mary Devine

Beware of silent dogs and still waters.

Portuguese Proverb

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Elizabeth Taylor

Our people put in between 40 and 60 hours a month on their dogs.

Gary Wiegand

There definitely will be dogs here that you are used to seeing on TV, at Westminster. Which ones, I can't say.

David Crump

We've actually had complaints about dogs pooping on Liberty Bridge.

Paul Ellis

Diane Whipple was not the first victim of these dogs, ... She was the last victim.

Jim Hammer

We're definitely not saying, 'Everyone go out and get a dog.' We are saying that for those of us who have dogs, or those who are thinking of getting a dog, this is an added benefit.

Shane Brown

Using hunting dogs help in the conservation of game.

Paul Knutson

A lot of people get these dogs because they want - pardon my expression - a bad-ass dog.

Dennis Mccullough

The little dogs are allowed on the big-dog side, but the big dogs aren't allowed on the little-dog side. It may not be fair to the big dogs, but it is safer for the little ones.

Holly Swoape

See what happens? If you or I walked up there without these dogs, they wouldn't fly away.

Tom Totten

Pet keeping became a real fad in the 19th century and of course we never let up. Dogs are the star of the show.

Louise Lippincott

We had 10 to 15 in the lobby at any one time, but the dogs were very well behaved and their owners had them in control.

Cheryl Conway

If these dogs get loose, they're pretty much gone.

Joan Ray

Some are like lap dogs. It all depends on how you raise and treat your dog from day one. You get out of it what you put into it.

Lucy Mathers

Dogs by nature are not mean. Dogs - you have to make mean.

Sen. Charles Hawkins

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Joe Gores

Hunt with the big dogs or be relegated to the porch.

Shawn Michaels

I've seen them traveling in packs, and I'm worried about my two little dogs.

Ann Bell

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

Neil Gaiman

I have been trying to find gas masks for dogs. I have a vet friend who said that somebody in his office got some.

Shannon Elizabeth

I never gave it a thought, so I'm sure that there were dogs on campus.

Alex Ewing

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Jean Harlow

Who..who..who..who..who.. Let the Dogs out? It was never clear. Finally I get an answer!

Daisy Donovan

With the amount of dogs at the campground, it's surprising a cat would get too close.

Sandy Nelson

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

Jeff Daniels

I'm ready to piss on the fire and call in the dogs.

Steve Holland

It is the growling man who lives a dog's life.

Coleman Cox

It's just crushing to watch your own dogs suffer.

Ken Hanks

We told him no more hot dogs.

Kathy Foley

[The dogs] thought someone was gaining entry to the home.

Scott Sword

The dogs build on what they are already capable of, as far as behavior.

Peter Gould

If a dog fights with other dogs, if a dog does anything aggressive, he has to stay in the kennel.

Barbara Marino

We see the explosive-detection dogs as another tool in our security toolbox.

Cathy Asato

I'm a little bit discouraged, but I haven't given up yet. They're fairly hardy dogs.

Chuck Caldwell

I'm devastated. I lost four dogs in the fire. That's very distressing.

Jesse Miller

It's neat to be around our dogs day in and day out. And our customers just love them. We have a lot of customers who come in just to see the dogs.

Dave Nagle

It will be the first official memorial that honors these dogs.

Ron Aiello

One thing that we encourage people to do is to begin socializing their dogs at a very young age.

Jerry Moore

They'd have their big dogs in there. No reason to show them everything you have.

Joe Mays

Some dogs burst through the gate all excited and others are a little anxious.

Connie Bailey

They shot our dogs!

Marie Miller

Right now the most capable technology we have, ... is dogs.

Thomas Collins

Maybe 50 000 or more dogs and cats in New Orleans that need to be rescued.

Andrew Rowan

We also give discount coupons all year round with all of our dogs and cats that are adopted.

Harry Wells

When you watch this guy play, I can't put it other way, he dogs it.

Tom Verducci

You can't have people talking or dogs barking in the background.

Beth Mcfadden

This is not home for the dogs. She saw that and wanted to help.

Nancy Hill

We've got six dogs, and we rotate them in and out of the fenced-in vineyards, ... I think a lot of the animals don't come because the dogs are here.

Mark Hollingsworth

Wolves Eat Dogs, .

Martin Cruz Smith

He came back to find the dogs' bodies rotting.

Scott Roberts

Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.

Joseph Stalin

I figured if anybody could catch my dogs, it would be him.

Rachael Scdoris

When you sell (hot dogs) at $2.50 apiece, you have to be where a lot of people are.

Fredrica Thode

You won't find better cared for dogs anywhere in the world.

Kenny Graham

Dogs are loyal, and very happy and lively, and can cheer you up.

Charlotte Young

Unless your dogs started messing with it, or a child stepped on it.

Dave Daigle

I'm not a dog-owner, to my dogs, I'm their mother.

Jennifer Wagner

The dogs are only dangerous when they're trained that way, ... They have the potential to be a bad dog, but that doesn't mean they are a bad dog.

John Lindsey

A guy who hasn't accomplished much and he dogs our guys?

Kevin Millwood

It's not that I don't love my kids more than the dogs. But more people ask to see pictures of the dogs.

Janet White

Oh, you had a shepherd? Great dog, great dogs.

Lisa Waugaman

As we have grown, my attention has turned more to dogs.

John Arnold

It means we can play with the big dogs. It's a big confidence boost.

Ahmad Brooks

I used to be opposed to the racing, but when you see how dearly these dogs love to run, you accept it.

Phil Demeulenaere

It is adventurous. The boy loves dogs and I love dogs.

Dylan Mccarthy

Don't settle and cater to the customer. We do anything and everything we can to make treats that the dogs like.

Rick Bisesto

Yes, the big dogs are coming in.

Tony Miller

I was one of the four, but not just because it would have been an advantage to me personally. We're all nursing some dogs along.

Lance Mackey

Where Sleeping Dogs Lie.

Dylan Mcdermott

He was responsible for controlling his dogs and he didn't do it, so he's ultimately responsible for what happened that night.

Polly Foley

Not all these dogs are hypoallergenic.

Daisy Okas

The dogs learn more than 40 commands.

Helen Arnold

We talked about breaking a champagne bottle against the side to christen it. But I want one of my dogs to lift a leg.

Joanne Schoch

Please remember to curb your dogs when you are walking in this area.

Matthew Broderick

My other big thing is chickens. I paint roosters and dogs.

Allison Reed

We are literally an island in a sea of prairie dogs.

Jan Ngeden

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

Whoever beats dogs loves not man.


The dogs shed a lot of blood in these things.

Jim Boyd

Cowardly dogs bark loudest.

John Webster

We usually have about 50-60 dogs in the day. We go up as high as 25 dogs for the overnight.

Christopher Stone

I'm working with one of the better search and rescue dogs.

Scott Shields

Some dogs just don't grow. Must be the same with people.

Tommy Allain

My feet are dogs.

Rudolf Nureyev

Chemical treatment should have been done so that dogs, carnivores and insects cannot access the birds.

Bijay Kumar

They wouldn't allow the dogs in there.

David Marshall

When you have free-roaming dogs, you get more attacks and bites.

Pam Rogers

I believe that they knew the dogs were aggressive because these dogs had lunged at people before. They had bitten before.

Sharon Smith

When you play with the big dogs, you're going to get hurt.

Chief Lester Aradi

Dogs that are sick are dying in spite of us.

Sara Sanders

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.

Holbrook Jackson

One female dog and her offspring, in 6 years, will produce 67,000 dogs. One female cat and her offspring, in 7 years, will produce 420,000 cats.

Jill Wohlfeil

It feels pretty good that I did something good. I can't believe somebody would do something like that (to the dogs).

Bessa Houseknecht

It was quite a surprise. We are on that bank all the time. We have kids and dogs.

Debbie Ritter

All you can hear up there are the dogs barking.

Jill Bell

We enjoy the dogs. It would be way too quiet around here without them.

Marcia Kidd

Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.

William Penn

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

Joseph Chamberlain

Where there was water, you would see packs of dogs swimming.

Cory Smith

The more I see of dogs the less I think of men.


They will need to permanently remove their dogs from the city limits.

Cheryl Conway

Newcastle girls are all dogs, England is full of them.

Freddie Shepherd

In the visual spectrum of light, insects, dogs and cats don't see red, so it's not an attractant to them.

Terry Feinberg

I think you should only take your dog if it can get along with other dogs.

Beth Patterson

They're not outside dogs and prone to skin allergies.

Corina Savela

Wolves have bigger brains than dogs, so it was thought the wolves would do better. And chimpanzees are primates, closer to humans, so it was thought they would do better.

Brian Hare

When up they gat an' shook their lugs, Rejoic'd they werena MEN but DOGS.

Robert Burns

And there were two dogs on top of that.

Skyler Green

Newcastle girls are all dogs. England is full of them.

Freddy Shepherd

That's the kind of dogs they were. They went back to get their kids.

Helen Castro

We have received more than 100 calls from people interested in adopting the dogs, some coming from as far as Pennsylvania.

Donna Cavanaugh