Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Chuck Palahniuk
7,866

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Matt Groening
4,216

Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.

Dutch Proverb
2,709

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Gracie Allen
261

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Abigail Van Buren
191

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Sam Levenson
189

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Barry Switzer
176

...and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this government, of the people, for the people, by the people, shall not perish from the Earth.

Abraham Lincoln
166

Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything.

William Macneile Dixon
165

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Mark Twain
163

How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Mark Twain
162

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Wilson Mizner
156

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

George Santayana
145