Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Matt Groening
Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
Dutch Proverb
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
Abigail Van Buren
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
...and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this government, of the people, for the people, by the people, shall not perish from the Earth.
Abraham Lincoln
Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has happened? A miracle. You have exchanged nothing for the possibility of everything.
William Macneile Dixon
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana
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